"Let's see what's going on outside today?
Somebody is mowing.
Oh look... a mailman.
Oh no you don't!
Don't you put a single paw on MY property!
I'm watching you!
Get off my grass!
I'm telling my Daddy!
Hissss, Rwoaooowl, Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
I showed that cat who's boss around here."